Nick Castellanos' Wife Is Putting A Stop On How Much Pure Sex Her Husband Is Allowed To Drip

JESS NOOOOOOOO!!!! I get it. You two are bonded in marriage and need to protect the adorable family from the influx of homewreckers ready to devour more buttons. But I don't know if it's possible to contain the Scooby Doo Dawg that's within Nick Castellanos' chest right now. I mean, the man is putting up career highs in RBI's and hitting baseballs thru Neptune. 

Poetry in motion, indeed. Especially the bat flip. Cool as pimp. 

And the uniformed intercourse doesn't just stop near Castellanos' naval. Along with Nick - Alec Bohm, Ranger Suarez, and Johan Rojas are among the notable sexpot drivers…even if Rojas has to ask Casty for permission to let loose. Hilariously serious: 

You got a problem with that, Old Bald Coot Smoltz? Exactly. Relax. They're their(?) buttons. Let the sex drip. 

Magic number is now 5. Red October is nigh. Bunch Of Sluts, indeed. 

PS - THE SEX DRIPS ON!!!